Calvin's Peanut Butter Sandwich
“how’s my peanut butter sandwich coming? you’re using chunky peanut butter, right? i won’t eat smooth! make it an open face sandwich, too! don’t put any jelly on it or anything! and use some normal bread! i don’t like those weird grain breads! did you cut it diagonally? i like triangles better than rectangles, so be sure to cut it right!” --a classic from the calvin and hobbes collection “the revenge of the baby-sat,” by bill watterson.
Steps
Spread peanut butter on bread.
Do not use jelly or any other superfluous ingredient.
Leave the sandwich open and cut into two triangles.
Serve immediately.
Ingredients
white bread, chunky peanut butter