Joe Holland's Hamburgers

Use more or fewer hamburger buns if you want smaller/larger patties.

Wash your goddamn hands.

Set hamburger buns aside.

In large mixing bowl , combine all other ingredients and knead together.

Create 8 thick patties from resulting mixture.

Grill patties on medium-high heat on grill , 5 or so minutes per side.

Remove cooked patties from grill and place onto bottom buns , covering with top buns.

Serve.

hamburger buns, old bay seasoning, ground beef, pretzels, onion, thyme, oregano, egg